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lyrics

Sittin' on a mudpie
just for fun
Shootin' at the birdies
with my squirt gun
Soak 'em to the bone
Now they gots to run
Double plus wet
they holler

High school dance
Wet your pants
Line up for the slaughter
By some time
Rain or shine
They'll fix his brain with solder

Trouble in the brain
is the trouble I'm told
Rakin' in the rainbow
did you hide the gold
Cookin' in the kitchen
can you taste the mold
Heat it till it's hotter

Sack of woe
Albino crow
Funny running water
Hi or low friend or foe
We is on the teeter totter

Count up the dog bites
1,2,3
Run like a bumpkin
howdy hee
Sing like a siren
la da dee
That's 1, 2, 3

Achin' in the belly
from the jelly I ate
Fakin; out the fellies
at the deli I hate
Naked on the tele
sellin' tackle and bait
Buy it for a dollar

No one's in the bushes
if the bushes are cold
No one's in the closet
if the clothes has got mold
No one keeps the kitty in a sleeper hold
The fleas all love its collar

Third eye sneeze
Killer bees
Deadly from the thunder
Me o' my
Humble and high
It's time to tunnel under

Count up the dog bites
1, 2, 3
Run like a bumpkin
howdy hee
Sing like a siren
la da dee
That's 1, 2, 3

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from Songs in the Key of Beotch, released September 7, 2004

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